#phobos posting

[same-picture-of-phobos-every-day]

[dibsonhoodie]

Expanding on my Porcelain Wasps AU

Jackson Itō | Eyeless Jack

He/him | 28

¤ Born and raised in Japan but moved to America for college. Half Japanese on his mother's side. Father was European but left before he was born.

¤ Transgender (ftm) and bisexual

¤ He's only out to Brian and Jeff. Nobody else knows and he plans to keep it that way

¤ He has a really thick accent but only speaks English. Japanese makes him homesick

¤ He can also speak French and some German

¤ 5'8"

¤ Works at the hardware store in town but doesn't know the different between a flathead and a Phillips screwdriver. The owner thought he was pretty and hoped he would bring in customers (he did).

¤ He's the only one in the house who has his own room. Tim and Brian share one and Toby and Jeff have the basement together.

¤ He doesn't get along with Jeff. They have a longer history than Jack does with any of the others and it's not a good history

¤ Tried to date Brian a few times but it never worked out because Brian realized he wasn't into men in the end. They're still close friends though

¤ He has upper ectopic canines that he calls his vampire fangs. Jeff calls them tusks

¤ He has a lot of piercings. Mostly done himself

¤ Jeff gave him a tattoo that's been unfinished for four years. It's a sea urchin on his left hip. It's the only one he has

[fluffydeoxys]

go my small things

[jopilatje]

Digital Nightmare

[freshbaked-bread]

I JUST REALSED I NEVER POSTED THESE...... sung and meech x pokemon :D

[redtalics]

"WHAT DOES IT MEAN, 'INSUFFICIENT PERMISSION LEVEL'?!"

"uhhgh... it means you... don't have high enough permissions in... the world, i guess...? to use the interface?"

"INCREASE MY PERMISSION LEVEL, NOW!"

(thinking back to numerous tests they did with Doc) "i... don't think it works that way-!"

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it turns out they WOULD give "some random mortal" godly powers

this is unfortunately not an interaction that would ever happen without seriously changing Marlac's timeline, just wanted to make it for fun

[megsdoodletag]

Oops second ask related to your au. What do fulgrim and ferrus get up too in their down time? Hehehe.

Im imagining konrad falling from a hole in the ceiling mouth stuffed full of gigantic rats landing right in the middle some celebratory luncheon that malcador has tried to organise.

never apologize for oc/personal au asks this is like me catnip.

going to do these backwards:

this sounds completely plausible (konrad does pop up in places he is absolutely not supposed to be frequently and with great enthusiasm)

except malc isn’t around (yet). however, there is another hooded perpetual with weirdly strong psychic powers wandering the palace. this isn’t great for emp’s mental state but who said any of this was great for emp’s mental state.

now that first question. the short answer is ferrus and fulgrim at least start the au by being firmly On Vacation

ferrus and fulgrim, once they’ve spent some time working things out between themselves generally just kinda. hang around? they’re slowly working on undoing the damage they did to their respective legions, kind of leading the charge for emotional rehab here like ‘ok there’s got to be a way to learn these lessons without Dying Horribly. right.’ they are preoccupied with this for much of the plot, in part because unlike most of the other Primarchs, Fulgrim in particular (and Ferrus by virtue of sticking close by to him) is Not Allowed to interact with Juno. At All.* (*until she’s older). In fact he’s top of The List (which is a thing that does exist). (this could be the subject of a whole nother post however, so i digress)

Fulgrim is actually quite upset by this; he’s put some degree of effort into repairing his relationship with Ferrus, and wishes gman would afford him the same opportunity. gman said i don’t owe u shit, which he’s right about, and though fulgrim understands this that doesn’t mean he’s happy about it. especially when it means he’s effectively out of the running for ‘baby niece’s favoritestest coolest most spoil you rotten uncle’ like forever (don’t feel too bad fulgrim. you’ll never guess who juno’s favorite is. none of you ever stood a chance.)

luckily fulgrim has other children to occupy his time.

N’kari was really important to fulgrim post-fall, as a touchstone and companion. The two were still very close even though they had not seen each other for some time at the start of this au, so when N’kari has an unsanctioned hybrid clutch with a khornate daemon and is panicking about it he goes straight to his bestie who uses his imperial-green-card-by-marriage to shelter him from the two angered deities.

So aside from their legions, Fulgrim and Ferrus’ downtime is largely occupied with assisting N’kari and Skarbrand raise their menace twin girls: Deimos and Phobos! They are somewhere between 7-10 years younger than Juno, and idolize her greatly, though she mostly knows them as these annoying kids who follow her around while she’s exploring the warp in her early twenties. Anyway that’s where all of Fulgrim’s ‘childless lesbian double income auntie at christmas’ energy goes; he spoils those brats rotten.

[nightsunecilpse]

Mars isn't a good planet to his moons. He isn't pushy or demanding like Earth was with Luna but he is neglectful. When Mars was playing asteroid dodgeball, his moons were almost hit by an asteroid. With the same asteroid, Mars carelessly swung it around his orbit. They are smaller than the asteroid, they wouldn't have survived getting hit. But when Luna is hit, he goes to check if he's okay. Dude, what about your moons? This kinda gives an example of Mars' ignorance and hypocritical tendencies.

During the whole Moon Revolution arc, Mars didn't even notice his moons were missing. If he did know they were gone, then he didn't seem to worry about their whereabouts. Not that he doesn't care about them he just appears to be nonchalant about their welfare. Both Phobos and Deimos love Mars and he is kind to them at least. However, there is too little interaction with each other to truly understand their dynamics. But, their lack of interaction could be their dynamic. It might even explain Phobos and Deimo's behaviors; it's caused by a lack of guidance.

Dissecting the interactions with the other planets' comments on his moons, his reaction is to take offense on his part and not on his moon's behalf. When Venus was taunting Mars about his moons, Mars' first retort was Venus was simply jealous that he had moons and he didn't. For a planet that supposedly cares about what the moons are going through, he doesn't seem to show it. He got mad at Earth for saying moons should know their place yet never attempted to engage with them or include them in conversations. Mars is just as bad as the other planets' treatment of their moons. Earth didn't think what he said was that bad because the stigma was true; he just said the quiet thing out loud. Mars, unpremeditated, sees his moons as trophies and forgets they're there whenever he's not reminding others he has them. His inability to see his hypocrisy in the treatment of his moons reflects the same poor behavior he criticizes in others.

Looking closer at Phobos and Deimos dynamics, it can piece together how Mars brought up its moons. For instance, they can be identical in personality at times but Phobos (the bigger moon) is the one more in charge. Like an older sibling close in age, he's a bit bossy but comforting when the time comes. He seems to get frustrated with Deimos whenever he's socially unaware, and he is a bit more manic than him too. Deimos, on the other hand, is more naive and possibly smarter than Phobos. The two behave as a unit Phobos being the main driver and Deimos riding shotgun. However, it can be assumed Phobos does not enjoy being clumped together with Deimos. While Deimos exclaims as the moons of Mars, they should stay together before Phobos protests on their way to talk to the Sun. Both are also fixed with hyperactive feral behavior and are described by others as weird or insane. Together, this semi-paints the picture they are taking care of themselves and/or Mars is encouraging their wild behavior.

When breaking it down, Mars can be compared to a lax guardian who lets the kids play with matches. They are the smallest known moons in the solar system, yet he doesn't care to acknowledge it (I guess that can be interpreted as good, too). When the moons are declared to fight on behalf of Jupiter's return, frustratingly, none of the planets ask to pull out the moons who definitely shouldn't be in the mix. (I swear after this rant, Neptune is going to be chewed out as well.) Mars' moons are not like Luna or the other spherical moons, they can't take a hit. They also act emotionally immature so they need proper guidance. Evident, Mars may not be the best but he's what they have. Hopefully, after the battle with Planet X Arc is over Mars will try to be more responsible.

[tfemluna]

hmm i think for fathers day i will draw planet mars as an ouppy dog

i like this guy and his problem children

[iromot]

didnt i do it for uuuuuuuu

[half-a-life-left]

LOYALTY (PART 1/?)

[same-picture-of-phobos-every-day]

[grumpysweetheart]

Sung and Meouch as The Boys™️ in I Own A Car

(featuring Ninja Brian and Lord Phobos fist bump)

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

DC Canon Fact: There exists a children's comic in which Scarecrow has two sidekicks nicknamed Phobos and Deimos aka the Greek Gods of Fear, Panic, and Terror

[docsbestkissedoperative]

And you (I) will (re)inherit the throne

brief rambling about my version of moon brothers under the cut lol

This bit may change, but Deimos is supposed to be the very first concept and result of Project Gestalt, back before they knew more about S3LF and The Other Place. Instead of throwing S3LFs into one being, Phobos puts part of his S3LF into the thing being created. As God Emperor, he expected a being just as "perfect" as him to come out, but instead a very small and seemingly weak grunt did.

After some convincing, Phobos decides not to immediately get rid of him. But he only allowed this because [REDACTED]

Also, Phobos has NO intention of letting Deimos take over Project Nexus and rule over Nexus City if he ever dies. tbh I see him as having too large of an ego (self proclaimed "God Emperor") to ever allow that

(He does appear to develop some fondness, but it's hard to say how much fondness is really there and if that will matter in the end)

[atane-is-here]

snake appreciation month is over but I´ll show some love to my prince as well

Comic vs Cartoon